Coalition & NHS
Our Coalition government has put forward several ideas of how the NHS can be changed - for the better, they claim. Their ideas were recently discussed at the British Medical Association.
The ALLERGISTS voted to scratch it, but the DERMATOLOGISTS advised not to make any rash moves.
GASTROENTEROLOGISTS had a sort of gut feeling about it, but the NEUROLOGISTS thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The OBSTETRICIANS felt they were all labouring under a misconception. OPHTHAMOLOGISTS considered the idea short-sighted.
PATHOLOGISTS yelled "Over my dead body", while the PAEDIATRICIANS said, "Oh, grow up!"
The PSYCHIATRISTS thought the whole thing was madness, whilst the RADIOLOGISTS could see right through it.
SURGEONS decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The ENT specialists wouldn't hear of it.
The INTERNISTS thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the PLASTIC SURGEONS said "This puts a whole new face on the matter..."
The PODIATRISTS thought it was a step in the right direction, but the UROLOGISTS were pissed off at the entire idea.
The ANAESTHESIOLOGISTS thought the whole thing was a gas, and the CARDIOLOGISTS didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the PROCTOLOGISTS won out leaving the entire decision up to the a**seholes in Westminster.